I’m too busy switching between my iphone, my ipad, and the computer playing Candy Crush, tweeting about how much I hate Candy Crush, and discussing how hard stupid Candy Crush is on Facebook. Also, googling things like “way to pass Candy Crush level 35″ and “tips and trick Candy Crush level 35.”
Dear everyone who posts Candy Crush videos on YouTube: 1. I hate you because you beat level 35. 2. That doesn’t actually help because your level 35 looks different than my level 35. I want an actual WALK THROUGH. Go here, do this, swap this candy with this candy and you will win. Or at least get to level 36 which I’m sure is equally as hard.
Who invented this stupid game? It is basically supped up bejeweled with crazy rules and stupid boards and you have to connect on Facebook and we are ALL PLAYING IT AND NONE OF US CAN STOP. I think it is more addictive than crack.*
I hate you Candy Crush. I can quit you any time.
*Disclosure: I have never actually been addicted to crack. I have never even tried crack.
**This post was written during one of those stupid 20 minute intervals that I couldn’t play on ANY device. I didn’t really have anything else to do.
***This is what happens when you spend an ENTIRE weekend playing Candy Crush. Save yourselves.