Juiceless

by Jodifur on January 15, 2013

Over the holidays I was given a Juicer and I could not be more ridiculously excited about my juicer. I have been juicing! And detoxing! And biggest blogger losering! And planning a juice cleanse with The 3-Day Cleanse.  And I am ridiculously irrationally excited about my juice fast. I had it all planned out. I was going to do it this long holiday weekend. It didn’t matter that Doug was going away. I could totally single parent on juice. This is a fantastic idea! (This is a terrible idea.)

On Saturday morning my month old, only used for a week juicer, broke. The “drum,” the part you put the fruits and veggies in, broke WHILE I was juicing. And not just juicing. Juicing BEETS. Feel free to imagine the huge mess all over my kitchen. It looked like I had blood running down my leg. Luckily it was just beet juice. I had beet juice EVERYWHERE.

I cleaned it up and called the company. And much to my dismay they said they were not open on the weekends. But they did answer my email on a Sunday and huge shout out to Omega because they are replacing the part. But I’m not sure if it will be here by this weekend or not so I am researching commercial juice fasts.

Puree or Gouter?

I will not be swayed. I will do this thing.

*This post is not sponsored. The juicer was a gift and I will pay for the cleanse or do it myself. Post contains affiliate links.

{ 3 comments }

Stimey January 15, 2013 at 10:35 am

You’re hardcore. I look forward to your food-starved/single parenting tweets this weekend. Best of luck to you. Enjoy your beets.

(Beets? Really, Jodi?)

Seriously. Hardcore.

jenn January 15, 2013 at 10:43 am

Single parent three day fasting?! You are made of strong stuff (apparently beets…) and I am officially in awe. go kick some juicing ass :-)

Corey Feldman January 15, 2013 at 4:14 pm

I’m with Stimey. Beats?

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