To wish my husband a very happy birthday.
Doug and I were friends for 2 years before we started dating. And some would argue that he always wanted to date me, but once he told me that he would never date me because I was "too young for him."
Well guess yet, I'm still too young for him and he is almost 40!
Love,
your trophy wife.
P.S. Most trophy wives have more jewelery. And better shoes. Just thought I would mention.
P.P.S I only post pictures of me for YOUR BIRTHDAY. I hate all pictures of me.
P.P.P.S. Why did I cut my hair? It looks so much better there.
P.P.P.P.S. Last year on your birthday we signed a contract for THIS HOUSE. So essentially you got a house for your birthday. Hope that makes up for the fact that I got you, um, nothing this year.






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Happy birthday Doug
Well happy birthday to Doug then! And I think you’re gorgeous, Jodi.
Happy birthday, Doug! Where’s the picture of YOUR shoes?
Happy Birthday to Doug
I still really like the new house so that can be my present this year too. Thanks.
I still really like the new house so that can be my present this year too. Thanks.
Happy birthday Doug! Hope you have many more with your lovely trophy wife.
happy birthday doug!
You crack me up, Jodi! I think I should use the trophy wife argument in my house to get more jewelry… except my husband is only 7 months older than me…
LOL you are too funny.
Happy birthday to Doug.
July babies Rock. I’m one of them, and so is my husband. I’m also a younger trophy wife. Ahem.
Happy Day, Doug!
Your son is exactly like my daughter was at all these stages – she would not ride her two wheel bike on her own, no matter how many miles we ran beside her. Then one day, she just rode. She would not print her name, no matter how many hours and colored crayons we used. Then, she just printed it just fine. She would not read even basic words, til one day – blah, blah blah. You get the picture. She has NEVER done anything on our schedule. Only hers. She tested very high on every darn test her school threw at her, she was outgoing, friendly and happy all the time. She is now 23 and done college and moving out. She has not started to pack, but I have given up mentioning it. She will do it – but only when she is ready. Took us a while, and a few forehead smacks, but we finally got it. She does what she does only when she is ready. And never a minute before.