If Michael was on Facebook, here would be his 25 things. And it's a safe bet Michael will be on Facebook before his mother.
1. I never want to wear pants
2. I wish I could watch TV every hour of every day.
3. I love e smile, but I'm not very good at it and I don't want Mommy's help. (v smile)
4. My favorite color is green, or brown, or green, or brown.
5. I love sushi and edamame and pho.
6. I don't need help. Ever.
7. My Daddy is the coolest person in the entire world. Next is my cousin Mitchie. Then Mommy, maybe.
8. I want an iPhone and Mommy won't get me one.
9. I want to be an actor when I grow up, or an astronaut.
10. Go 'Teelers. I have no idea what this means but Daddy says it all the time.
11. I hate riding in the car. I have since I was infant. I totally remember.
12. I am not a baby. Don't even attempt to call me a baby.
13. Everything is negotiable. Bedtime, mealtime, bathtime, all negotiable.
14. I love my dog, most of the time. Sometimes he is annoying. I wish he'd fetch more.
15. If I poop in the potty and no one tells Mommy can I still have a Hershey kiss?
16. I love, love, love to read books. I wish Mommy and Daddy would read to me 24 hours a day.
17. Dinosaurs are totally awesome. I want to see a real one and I do not understand why Mommy and Daddy will not let me. They are so mean. Extinct? What is extinct?
18. Baths are fun except for the washing part.
19. Swim class is fun except for the putting your head under part.
20. I really like coffee. Mommy and Daddy don't let me have it very much.
21. I want a rabbit, or a turtle, or a goldfish. Or a dinosaur.
22. I'm a very good dancer.
23. My favorite part of the day is when Daddy comes homes.
24. I love to play board games.
25. I love chocolate milk.
