I'm stealing this from Danielle. I'm normally not so thrilled by MeMes, but to quote her, "it's greatness, I tell you!"
List Five T.V. shows that I will never watch – no, never.
1. Rachel Ray (she is just so annoying)
2. Jerry Springer (trash!)
3. The Hills (stupid, spoiled drama)
4. Anything Ann Coulter is on (she is only around so the Republicans can claim they are not sexist. Token pretty girl talking head.)
5. Anything with Paris Hilton in it (why exactly is she famous?)
Five foods I HATE and refuse to eat.
1. Any Meat
2. Chicken
3. Bananas
4. Peanut Butter
5. Sweet Breads
Five places I don’t have any interest in visiting.
1. Iran
2. Iraq
3. Afghanistan
4. Anywhere else there is currently a war
5. My old high school (why would I go back there?)
Five things people at work/in my family do to annoy me.
1. Passive Aggressiveness
2. Lying to cover up a mistake. Just admit it.
3. Not doing your job
4. Laziness
5. '.Being unhappy about a situation and doing nothing to change it.
Five worst gifts you received.
1. 1 cereal bowl from our wedding registry. 1
2. Bad needlepoint with cheesy sayings.
3. Ugly dried flower arrangement. As a wedding present.
4. Ugly Wedgewood china platter that I not only didn't register for, it was the exact opposite of something I would have registered for. (Registries people, look at them. Also, it was given to me by a recent bride and I'm convinced a regift.)
5. Christmas Ornaments. Still a Jew people.
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I’m still trying to recover from the peanut butter comment. No peanut butter. Say it isn’t so!!!
That is a good Meme (and I’m not a big fan myself). Question though, isn’t chicken technically meat?
The things people do at work is DEAD on for my work!
while i will not watch Jerry Springer on tv, i did sit in the audience several times while in high school…and that was GREAT, GREAT FUN!
That totally cracked me up. Especially the 1 cereal bowl and the “Still a Jew people.” Christmas ornaments?!?!! Too funny. This would be a fun meme to do on a grumpy day.
I am a Republican and I can’t stand Anne Coulter. She doesn’t represent everyone in the republican party. Those people who have her on are just doing it for ratings. People hate her enough that they’ll watch her trainwreck of a life on tv and then yell about it. If people would quit watching and buying her books, she’d crawl under the rock from where she came.
Peanut butter??? Really????
My child won’t eat peanut butter or bananas. Have you been talking to her?
So glad you did this one!
‘Still a Jew, people.’ OMG. I can’t stop laughing!
1 cereal bowl?? Really? What the hell?
I’m thinking Paris is famous because she’s a bit whore-ish. What do you think??
How can you not like peanut butter?
I can eat it out of the jar with a spoon!
I love the last one!
I hate bananas too! They are disgusting, and they make me physically sick.
Also, I hate cheesy sayings and I hate needlepoint, so I agree with that one too. Which reminds me, I got the UGLIEST needlepoint of a cat for Christmas–a dirty, wrinkled thing in an ugly frame. I hate cats, too. It was terrible. I think I will use it in a white elephant.
I love this meme…which is totally an oxymoron.
The last one made me laugh out loud. Still a Jew. Love it.
Are you a vegetarian? I feel like I might have known that and forgotten. I was a vegetarian for 10 years, but…fried chicken. Yum.
When friends of our got married they registered (among other things) for five olive forks. So we sent them one. Later we sent them an actual gift, but Alex and I thought we were hi-larious.
Yes, exactly why is Paris Hilton a celebrity?
And a cereal bowl? Really?