July 2008

My New Philosophy

July 18, 2008

There is no problem money can't solve. I will amend that, there is (almost) no problem money can't solve. I came home from work yesterday to discover that our air conditioning was broken. On a hundred degree day, we had no air. My first call was to be the people who installed our unit 5 [...]

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In Which I Channel My Inner Teenager

July 17, 2008

So, everyone is packing and leaving for BlogHer. Yeah, whatever. I'm packing for my in-laws. It TOTALLY IS the same thing. IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO GO ANYWAY! (Stomps foot, runs out of room, and slams door).

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Scene From My Marriage

July 16, 2008

Somewhere in the Washington D.C. area, July 15, 2008, scene opens with couple lying in bed talking before going to sleep: Me: Happy Birthday tomorrow. Him: Thanks. Me: Your going to be 36? Him: (pauses, thinks) No 37 Me: 37???How can you be 37? Him: It's 2008, I was born in 71, 37. Me: But [...]

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Congrats All Around

July 15, 2008

That is a picture taken with my iphone of the iphone box. After literally spending all weekend trying to get one, I got to the mall at 9 am for a 10 am store opening. With Michael. I had called at 8 am and was told that they had iphones. I got there and was [...]

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Somewhere Between an Apple and Poop

July 14, 2008

I spent the weekend trying to accomplish 2 things, getting Michael to poop in the potty, and obtaining an iphone. The latter was only slightly less successful than the former. After waiting for 2 hours Friday morning, with Michael, we abandoned the Apple store when I was told there was probably another 3 hours in [...]

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Don’t Forget!

July 14, 2008

Need pull ups????? Potty training soon?????? Need a gift for a toddler???? Don't forget to enter my contest for a potty training success kit. Leave a comment on this post with a valid email address or leave an address in your comment. I've opened up my comment section for commenters who don't have a blogger [...]

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It Must Be Said

July 11, 2008

I'm not going to BlogHer. I actually never even really considered going. I mean, blogging is a HOBBY. It seemed like an exorbitant expense. And I would have to take off of work and find child care and it just seemed unnecessary. And then, well, I got really into blogging. I started blogging here and [...]

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I Bet You Thought I Was Done Talking About This

July 10, 2008

I haven't talked a lot about potty training lately. It may sound crazy, but I do think Michael is entitled some modicum of privacy. I will say this, this post was way off base. Things are tough. You know how some kids refuse to poop in the potty so they poop in a pull up? [...]

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What Happens When 3 Bloggers and 5 Kids Have a Playdate?

July 9, 2008

mayhem ensues Any guesses who came over to play?

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DCMM: The Inappropriate Thing I Did on My Summer Vacation

July 8, 2008

I took my 3 year old to the track.  Twice.  Yes, the horse track.  Where people gamble and drink and smoke and behave badly. And he loved it. Let me explain.  One time was for a family friendly 4th of July party.  The other time, was for a horse race.  With gambling.  And we stayed [...]

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