1. I've been working my ass off this week with crazy boot camp and counting calories and I gain 2 lbs. Really? And I gave up liquor for this? Doug had wine with dinner last night AND I DID NOT! NOT EVEN ONE DROP. I haven't had a glass of wine in a week. Really, it's true. And I'm up two pounds. What the fuck?
2. Michael has the ability and intelligence to poop in the potty. I've seen him do it. So, why won't he do it again? What the fuck?
3. Why aren't people commenting? I even opened up comments because people asked me to? What the fuck?
4. Twitter, what the fuck? If I used to follow you on twitter and stopped, I'm sorry. If you used to follow me and stopped, please do so again. Twitter basically imploded and I lost most of the people I followed and who followed me.
5. I've spent the week trying to figure out what the fuck to do about Michael's car seat. He is 3 and a half and 35 lbs. I specifically bought a car seat that harnesses to 65 pounds. I just found out this week that MY STUPID CAR doesn't allow latch or tether over 40 pounds. What the fuck? Why did I buy the ultra expensive car seat? What am I supposed to do, move him to a booster? Buy a new car? The law where I live is 40 lbs and 4 years old before a booster. You know what would be great? If they made all this car seat nonsense a little more confusing.
6. I got a manicure/pedicure yesterday, which normally makes me very happy, and someone had their DOG with them in the salon. Look, I'm a huge dog lover, but what the fuck? Is this Paris? I look the places where the calluses of my feet are scrubbed off to be clean, thank you very much.
I think I'm going to say fuck some more. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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I thought, when you started talking about the pedicure, that the dog came over and licked your feet… or maybe that you do what I normally do and ruined your polish 5 seconds after leaving the salon.
But either way, all of those things really do deserve a “What the fuck?!”
I thought, when you started talking about the pedicure, that the dog came over and licked your feet… or maybe that you do what I normally do and ruined your polish 5 seconds after leaving the salon.
But either way, all of those things really do deserve a “What the fuck?!”
I thought, when you started talking about the pedicure, that the dog came over and licked your feet… or maybe that you do what I normally do and ruined your polish 5 seconds after leaving the salon.
But either way, all of those things really do deserve a “What the fuck?!”
I thought, when you started talking about the pedicure, that the dog came over and licked your feet… or maybe that you do what I normally do and ruined your polish 5 seconds after leaving the salon.
But either way, all of those things really do deserve a “What the fuck?!”
I think this was all an appropriate use of the word fuck. You may get some interesting google searches on a post with the words “toe” and “fuck” in it.
I think this was all an appropriate use of the word fuck. You may get some interesting google searches on a post with the words “toe” and “fuck” in it.
I think this was all an appropriate use of the word fuck. You may get some interesting google searches on a post with the words “toe” and “fuck” in it.
I think this was all an appropriate use of the word fuck. You may get some interesting google searches on a post with the words “toe” and “fuck” in it.
Yeah! Fuck all that shit.
Yeah! Fuck all that shit.
Yeah! Fuck all that shit.
Yeah! Fuck all that shit.
Hope you have a fucking good weekend to make up for your fucking bad week.
PS – my comments are low too. I think it’s some side effect of Blogher?
Hope you have a fucking good weekend to make up for your fucking bad week.
PS – my comments are low too. I think it’s some side effect of Blogher?
Hope you have a fucking good weekend to make up for your fucking bad week.
PS – my comments are low too. I think it’s some side effect of Blogher?
Hope you have a fucking good weekend to make up for your fucking bad week.
PS – my comments are low too. I think it’s some side effect of Blogher?
Ugh to the carseat issue. Crazy stupid.
Ugh to the carseat issue. Crazy stupid.
Ugh to the carseat issue. Crazy stupid.
Ugh to the carseat issue. Crazy stupid.
I’ve been reading, but not commenting. Sorry about that! I’m a little lazy….
About the carseat….you just need to install it with your car’s seatbelt once he’s closer to 40lbs, and it’s still ok to use the top tether. I don’t know if there are any cars that actually use the LATCH past 40 or 48lbs. I educated myself on carseat stuff at http://www.car-seat.org Those people know their stuff.
Hang in there!
I’ve been reading, but not commenting. Sorry about that! I’m a little lazy….
About the carseat….you just need to install it with your car’s seatbelt once he’s closer to 40lbs, and it’s still ok to use the top tether. I don’t know if there are any cars that actually use the LATCH past 40 or 48lbs. I educated myself on carseat stuff at http://www.car-seat.org Those people know their stuff.
Hang in there!
I’ve been reading, but not commenting. Sorry about that! I’m a little lazy….
About the carseat….you just need to install it with your car’s seatbelt once he’s closer to 40lbs, and it’s still ok to use the top tether. I don’t know if there are any cars that actually use the LATCH past 40 or 48lbs. I educated myself on carseat stuff at http://www.car-seat.org Those people know their stuff.
Hang in there!
I’ve been reading, but not commenting. Sorry about that! I’m a little lazy….
About the carseat….you just need to install it with your car’s seatbelt once he’s closer to 40lbs, and it’s still ok to use the top tether. I don’t know if there are any cars that actually use the LATCH past 40 or 48lbs. I educated myself on carseat stuff at http://www.car-seat.org Those people know their stuff.
Hang in there!
Bah, meowmix beat me to it, but yeah, after 40 lbs you go old skool and use the seat belt to install the car seat. I think you need a doohickey to keep it locked, or something?
Bah, meowmix beat me to it, but yeah, after 40 lbs you go old skool and use the seat belt to install the car seat. I think you need a doohickey to keep it locked, or something?
Bah, meowmix beat me to it, but yeah, after 40 lbs you go old skool and use the seat belt to install the car seat. I think you need a doohickey to keep it locked, or something?
Bah, meowmix beat me to it, but yeah, after 40 lbs you go old skool and use the seat belt to install the car seat. I think you need a doohickey to keep it locked, or something?
Sorry for all the bull shit you’ve had to deal with this week. Hope the weekend to come is brighter… And a dog at the nail salon would completely piss me off BIG TIME.
Sorry for all the bull shit you’ve had to deal with this week. Hope the weekend to come is brighter… And a dog at the nail salon would completely piss me off BIG TIME.
Sorry for all the bull shit you’ve had to deal with this week. Hope the weekend to come is brighter… And a dog at the nail salon would completely piss me off BIG TIME.
Sorry for all the bull shit you’ve had to deal with this week. Hope the weekend to come is brighter… And a dog at the nail salon would completely piss me off BIG TIME.
Hey!!!!
I’ve been commenting dammit!!!
And sometimes, what the fuck is all you CAN say.
Let’s make a club, the Our-Kids-Should-Be-Pooing-On-The-Potty-But-Won’t Club…..You can be president and I’ll chair something…At least Michael is still 3. Quinn is fucking 4.
I have nothing on the 2 lbs, cept maybe it is muscle, which weighs more than fat….Yeah, that’s it.
Hey!!!!
I’ve been commenting dammit!!!
And sometimes, what the fuck is all you CAN say.
Let’s make a club, the Our-Kids-Should-Be-Pooing-On-The-Potty-But-Won’t Club…..You can be president and I’ll chair something…At least Michael is still 3. Quinn is fucking 4.
I have nothing on the 2 lbs, cept maybe it is muscle, which weighs more than fat….Yeah, that’s it.
Hey!!!!
I’ve been commenting dammit!!!
And sometimes, what the fuck is all you CAN say.
Let’s make a club, the Our-Kids-Should-Be-Pooing-On-The-Potty-But-Won’t Club…..You can be president and I’ll chair something…At least Michael is still 3. Quinn is fucking 4.
I have nothing on the 2 lbs, cept maybe it is muscle, which weighs more than fat….Yeah, that’s it.
Hey!!!!
I’ve been commenting dammit!!!
And sometimes, what the fuck is all you CAN say.
Let’s make a club, the Our-Kids-Should-Be-Pooing-On-The-Potty-But-Won’t Club…..You can be president and I’ll chair something…At least Michael is still 3. Quinn is fucking 4.
I have nothing on the 2 lbs, cept maybe it is muscle, which weighs more than fat….Yeah, that’s it.
What is it with people and their dogs EVERYWHERE?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
What is it with people and their dogs EVERYWHERE?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
What is it with people and their dogs EVERYWHERE?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
What is it with people and their dogs EVERYWHERE?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
No worries. I say fuck a lot lately. It seems to reflect the mood of the day.
No worries. I say fuck a lot lately. It seems to reflect the mood of the day.
No worries. I say fuck a lot lately. It seems to reflect the mood of the day.
No worries. I say fuck a lot lately. It seems to reflect the mood of the day.
yep. There’s something weird out there in the internet this week.
When I am dieting my ass off and I gain weight anyway I like to tell myself that I must just have worked SO HARD that I gained two pounds of muscle.
I am also tres annoyed by all the car seat nonsense. According to current California law, I would have been in a car seat in EIGHTH GRADE. Um, what? I blame Ahnold.
Hope your weekend is less fucking annoying.
yep. There’s something weird out there in the internet this week.
When I am dieting my ass off and I gain weight anyway I like to tell myself that I must just have worked SO HARD that I gained two pounds of muscle.
I am also tres annoyed by all the car seat nonsense. According to current California law, I would have been in a car seat in EIGHTH GRADE. Um, what? I blame Ahnold.
Hope your weekend is less fucking annoying.
yep. There’s something weird out there in the internet this week.
When I am dieting my ass off and I gain weight anyway I like to tell myself that I must just have worked SO HARD that I gained two pounds of muscle.
I am also tres annoyed by all the car seat nonsense. According to current California law, I would have been in a car seat in EIGHTH GRADE. Um, what? I blame Ahnold.
Hope your weekend is less fucking annoying.
yep. There’s something weird out there in the internet this week.
When I am dieting my ass off and I gain weight anyway I like to tell myself that I must just have worked SO HARD that I gained two pounds of muscle.
I am also tres annoyed by all the car seat nonsense. According to current California law, I would have been in a car seat in EIGHTH GRADE. Um, what? I blame Ahnold.
Hope your weekend is less fucking annoying.
Keep working out. I always gain the first week, but then the weight loss will start. It takes a few days for your metabolism to kickstart. Also as you gain muscle you will gain weight, but the added muscle will burn more calories causing increased weightloss over time. Don’t get discouraged!
Keep working out. I always gain the first week, but then the weight loss will start. It takes a few days for your metabolism to kickstart. Also as you gain muscle you will gain weight, but the added muscle will burn more calories causing increased weightloss over time. Don’t get discouraged!
Keep working out. I always gain the first week, but then the weight loss will start. It takes a few days for your metabolism to kickstart. Also as you gain muscle you will gain weight, but the added muscle will burn more calories causing increased weightloss over time. Don’t get discouraged!
Keep working out. I always gain the first week, but then the weight loss will start. It takes a few days for your metabolism to kickstart. Also as you gain muscle you will gain weight, but the added muscle will burn more calories causing increased weightloss over time. Don’t get discouraged!
Those 2 pounds are definitely a good 2 pounds – all muscle weight and maybe some extra water weight due to keeping yourself ultra-hydrated while working out! Yeah! Bring on the weight!
If you want to do the booster thing, we’re just transitioning my soon-to-be-8yo out of his booster and I’m happy to donate to a worthy cause.
Those 2 pounds are definitely a good 2 pounds – all muscle weight and maybe some extra water weight due to keeping yourself ultra-hydrated while working out! Yeah! Bring on the weight!
If you want to do the booster thing, we’re just transitioning my soon-to-be-8yo out of his booster and I’m happy to donate to a worthy cause.
Those 2 pounds are definitely a good 2 pounds – all muscle weight and maybe some extra water weight due to keeping yourself ultra-hydrated while working out! Yeah! Bring on the weight!
If you want to do the booster thing, we’re just transitioning my soon-to-be-8yo out of his booster and I’m happy to donate to a worthy cause.
Those 2 pounds are definitely a good 2 pounds – all muscle weight and maybe some extra water weight due to keeping yourself ultra-hydrated while working out! Yeah! Bring on the weight!
If you want to do the booster thing, we’re just transitioning my soon-to-be-8yo out of his booster and I’m happy to donate to a worthy cause.
I’m commenting.
Let’s say the 2 lbs. is muscle gain! The same thing happened to me and I gained weight for 3 weeks straight, but then my pants were loser. And I danced a happy dance. Keep it up!
I’m commenting.
Let’s say the 2 lbs. is muscle gain! The same thing happened to me and I gained weight for 3 weeks straight, but then my pants were loser. And I danced a happy dance. Keep it up!
I’m commenting.
Let’s say the 2 lbs. is muscle gain! The same thing happened to me and I gained weight for 3 weeks straight, but then my pants were loser. And I danced a happy dance. Keep it up!
I’m commenting.
Let’s say the 2 lbs. is muscle gain! The same thing happened to me and I gained weight for 3 weeks straight, but then my pants were loser. And I danced a happy dance. Keep it up!
I think the internet is busy and that explains the low comment numbers. Hell, I posted lots of wedding story teasers like the Catholic bride who surprised her Jewish groom and his family with a Christmas themed wedding. Under normal circumstances people would be all over that shit.
I think the internet is busy and that explains the low comment numbers. Hell, I posted lots of wedding story teasers like the Catholic bride who surprised her Jewish groom and his family with a Christmas themed wedding. Under normal circumstances people would be all over that shit.
I think the internet is busy and that explains the low comment numbers. Hell, I posted lots of wedding story teasers like the Catholic bride who surprised her Jewish groom and his family with a Christmas themed wedding. Under normal circumstances people would be all over that shit.
I think the internet is busy and that explains the low comment numbers. Hell, I posted lots of wedding story teasers like the Catholic bride who surprised her Jewish groom and his family with a Christmas themed wedding. Under normal circumstances people would be all over that shit.
Re: comments being low… everyone’s on vacation over the summer. Everyone except me that is.
I also agree that the 2 pounds are muscle/water weight. Your muscles actually retain a lot of water when you first starting strengthening them as part of the whole tearing apart/building up process.
Re: comments being low… everyone’s on vacation over the summer. Everyone except me that is.
I also agree that the 2 pounds are muscle/water weight. Your muscles actually retain a lot of water when you first starting strengthening them as part of the whole tearing apart/building up process.
Re: comments being low… everyone’s on vacation over the summer. Everyone except me that is.
I also agree that the 2 pounds are muscle/water weight. Your muscles actually retain a lot of water when you first starting strengthening them as part of the whole tearing apart/building up process.
Re: comments being low… everyone’s on vacation over the summer. Everyone except me that is.
I also agree that the 2 pounds are muscle/water weight. Your muscles actually retain a lot of water when you first starting strengthening them as part of the whole tearing apart/building up process.
I hadn’t had a drop of alcohol in forever due to my diet but I had 2 glasses of sangria at lunch. Sweet!
Rosie won’t poop in the potty either, though she’s potty trained otherwise. I’m just going to keep with the pull-ups for a while. Fuck it.
I hadn’t had a drop of alcohol in forever due to my diet but I had 2 glasses of sangria at lunch. Sweet!
Rosie won’t poop in the potty either, though she’s potty trained otherwise. I’m just going to keep with the pull-ups for a while. Fuck it.
I hadn’t had a drop of alcohol in forever due to my diet but I had 2 glasses of sangria at lunch. Sweet!
Rosie won’t poop in the potty either, though she’s potty trained otherwise. I’m just going to keep with the pull-ups for a while. Fuck it.
I hadn’t had a drop of alcohol in forever due to my diet but I had 2 glasses of sangria at lunch. Sweet!
Rosie won’t poop in the potty either, though she’s potty trained otherwise. I’m just going to keep with the pull-ups for a while. Fuck it.
I recommend sneaking high-calorie and high-fiber nutrition shakes into Michael’s mouth while he sleeps. That way, he will gain weight quickly so the car seat issue will be solved, *and* he will want to poop.
Hope you can have a relaxing weekend.
I recommend sneaking high-calorie and high-fiber nutrition shakes into Michael’s mouth while he sleeps. That way, he will gain weight quickly so the car seat issue will be solved, *and* he will want to poop.
Hope you can have a relaxing weekend.
I recommend sneaking high-calorie and high-fiber nutrition shakes into Michael’s mouth while he sleeps. That way, he will gain weight quickly so the car seat issue will be solved, *and* he will want to poop.
Hope you can have a relaxing weekend.
I recommend sneaking high-calorie and high-fiber nutrition shakes into Michael’s mouth while he sleeps. That way, he will gain weight quickly so the car seat issue will be solved, *and* he will want to poop.
Hope you can have a relaxing weekend.
Ignore the two pounds. I bet next week you’ll lose five or something crazy like that. It always works that way to OUR ANNOYANCE.
Ignore the two pounds. I bet next week you’ll lose five or something crazy like that. It always works that way to OUR ANNOYANCE.
Ignore the two pounds. I bet next week you’ll lose five or something crazy like that. It always works that way to OUR ANNOYANCE.
Ignore the two pounds. I bet next week you’ll lose five or something crazy like that. It always works that way to OUR ANNOYANCE.
I’m commenting!!! xoxo
I’m commenting!!! xoxo
I’m commenting!!! xoxo
I’m commenting!!! xoxo
Car seat issue – use the belt to install it. If you have a Britax, I can help you if you can’t get it done – my old van didn’t have latch in it, and the police checkup people gave me an A+ for installations, so I’m well practiced.
As for the rest of it? Yeah, WTF is right. And I comment when I’m around, unless someone is pulling on my arm saying “moooooooooomeeeeeeee” It’s hard to type that way.
Car seat issue – use the belt to install it. If you have a Britax, I can help you if you can’t get it done – my old van didn’t have latch in it, and the police checkup people gave me an A+ for installations, so I’m well practiced.
As for the rest of it? Yeah, WTF is right. And I comment when I’m around, unless someone is pulling on my arm saying “moooooooooomeeeeeeee” It’s hard to type that way.
Car seat issue – use the belt to install it. If you have a Britax, I can help you if you can’t get it done – my old van didn’t have latch in it, and the police checkup people gave me an A+ for installations, so I’m well practiced.
As for the rest of it? Yeah, WTF is right. And I comment when I’m around, unless someone is pulling on my arm saying “moooooooooomeeeeeeee” It’s hard to type that way.
Car seat issue – use the belt to install it. If you have a Britax, I can help you if you can’t get it done – my old van didn’t have latch in it, and the police checkup people gave me an A+ for installations, so I’m well practiced.
As for the rest of it? Yeah, WTF is right. And I comment when I’m around, unless someone is pulling on my arm saying “moooooooooomeeeeeeee” It’s hard to type that way.
Can you get a new car seat and sell the expensive one on ebay? Even though that whole paragraph was all gibberish to me.
Can you get a new car seat and sell the expensive one on ebay? Even though that whole paragraph was all gibberish to me.
Can you get a new car seat and sell the expensive one on ebay? Even though that whole paragraph was all gibberish to me.
Can you get a new car seat and sell the expensive one on ebay? Even though that whole paragraph was all gibberish to me.
1) This ju7st proves you should be drinking wine.
2) Boys.
3) Your comments are complicated. You have to open them up in a new window. If I didn’t know how to do that I would have assumed they were broken. Try resetting them again.
4) Twitter is ALL fucked up this week.
5) Buy a cheap one that converts and you can just strap in with a seatbelt.
1) This ju7st proves you should be drinking wine.
2) Boys.
3) Your comments are complicated. You have to open them up in a new window. If I didn’t know how to do that I would have assumed they were broken. Try resetting them again.
4) Twitter is ALL fucked up this week.
5) Buy a cheap one that converts and you can just strap in with a seatbelt.
1) This ju7st proves you should be drinking wine.
2) Boys.
3) Your comments are complicated. You have to open them up in a new window. If I didn’t know how to do that I would have assumed they were broken. Try resetting them again.
4) Twitter is ALL fucked up this week.
5) Buy a cheap one that converts and you can just strap in with a seatbelt.
1) This ju7st proves you should be drinking wine.
2) Boys.
3) Your comments are complicated. You have to open them up in a new window. If I didn’t know how to do that I would have assumed they were broken. Try resetting them again.
4) Twitter is ALL fucked up this week.
5) Buy a cheap one that converts and you can just strap in with a seatbelt.
I am totally late to the party, but I want to jabber away anyway. Everyone loves comments, right?
Sounds like last week was a rough one – hopefully this one is going better!
I think that all the other comments covered what I was going to say about the car seat, working out, etc. But I do have to chime in about the dog too – seriously! Some people are just too dumb for words…
I am totally late to the party, but I want to jabber away anyway. Everyone loves comments, right?
Sounds like last week was a rough one – hopefully this one is going better!
I think that all the other comments covered what I was going to say about the car seat, working out, etc. But I do have to chime in about the dog too – seriously! Some people are just too dumb for words…
I am totally late to the party, but I want to jabber away anyway. Everyone loves comments, right?
Sounds like last week was a rough one – hopefully this one is going better!
I think that all the other comments covered what I was going to say about the car seat, working out, etc. But I do have to chime in about the dog too – seriously! Some people are just too dumb for words…
I am totally late to the party, but I want to jabber away anyway. Everyone loves comments, right?
Sounds like last week was a rough one – hopefully this one is going better!
I think that all the other comments covered what I was going to say about the car seat, working out, etc. But I do have to chime in about the dog too – seriously! Some people are just too dumb for words…
i love the “fuck…..”
keep it up.
you’re beautiful.
and i miss you.
i love the “fuck…..”
keep it up.
you’re beautiful.
and i miss you.
i love the “fuck…..”
keep it up.
you’re beautiful.
and i miss you.
i love the “fuck…..”
keep it up.
you’re beautiful.
and i miss you.