Dear Mysterious Naked Person,
Could the person who keeps sending me"MMS" messages on my cell phone of pictures of herself in various stages of undress please stop? You are very attractive and I'm sure trying to seduce someone but it's not me. I've tried to respond to your messages but it doesn't work and I don't even know what an "MMS" message is and how I get them on my phone.
I was in a very contested trial all day yesterday and my phone kept buzzing and buzzing, that sound it makes on silent mode. I thought there was an emergency or someone was dead. Nope, just naked pictures of you. Really, it's not that important to me to see you naked.
Much appreciated,
Jodi
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I nearly spit my diet coke all over when I read that. It is too funny…and too strange!
I nearly spit my diet coke all over when I read that. It is too funny…and too strange!
I nearly spit my diet coke all over when I read that. It is too funny…and too strange!
I nearly spit my diet coke all over when I read that. It is too funny…and too strange!
Oh dear! That’s so sad and funny at the same time.
Oh dear! That’s so sad and funny at the same time.
Oh dear! That’s so sad and funny at the same time.
Oh dear! That’s so sad and funny at the same time.
LOL! I have something similar happening with my cell phone. I don’t even HAVE service on it anymore but I use it as an alarm clock. But for months now I get the text messages from some girl’s phone. And her two boyfriends leave her some hot/obscene messages sometimes! I did finally figure out how to get it to be silent when they come in, but I still have to delete them one by one every day. How do these things happen?
LOL! I have something similar happening with my cell phone. I don’t even HAVE service on it anymore but I use it as an alarm clock. But for months now I get the text messages from some girl’s phone. And her two boyfriends leave her some hot/obscene messages sometimes! I did finally figure out how to get it to be silent when they come in, but I still have to delete them one by one every day. How do these things happen?
LOL! I have something similar happening with my cell phone. I don’t even HAVE service on it anymore but I use it as an alarm clock. But for months now I get the text messages from some girl’s phone. And her two boyfriends leave her some hot/obscene messages sometimes! I did finally figure out how to get it to be silent when they come in, but I still have to delete them one by one every day. How do these things happen?
LOL! I have something similar happening with my cell phone. I don’t even HAVE service on it anymore but I use it as an alarm clock. But for months now I get the text messages from some girl’s phone. And her two boyfriends leave her some hot/obscene messages sometimes! I did finally figure out how to get it to be silent when they come in, but I still have to delete them one by one every day. How do these things happen?
Oh my…I’m sure it’s really freakin’ annoying, but that just totally cracked me up!
Oh my…I’m sure it’s really freakin’ annoying, but that just totally cracked me up!
Oh my…I’m sure it’s really freakin’ annoying, but that just totally cracked me up!
Oh my…I’m sure it’s really freakin’ annoying, but that just totally cracked me up!
That sounds like something out of a sitcom–just the right blend of funny, awkward, and tragic.
That sounds like something out of a sitcom–just the right blend of funny, awkward, and tragic.
That sounds like something out of a sitcom–just the right blend of funny, awkward, and tragic.
That sounds like something out of a sitcom–just the right blend of funny, awkward, and tragic.
While I am so, incredibly sorry you were in a heated courtroom yesterday, I cannot stop snickering about the naked photos on your phone.
Oh my!!!
While I am so, incredibly sorry you were in a heated courtroom yesterday, I cannot stop snickering about the naked photos on your phone.
Oh my!!!
While I am so, incredibly sorry you were in a heated courtroom yesterday, I cannot stop snickering about the naked photos on your phone.
Oh my!!!
While I am so, incredibly sorry you were in a heated courtroom yesterday, I cannot stop snickering about the naked photos on your phone.
Oh my!!!
I’m sorry Jodi, but I have to agree with the other commenters that your story was really funny!
I’m sorry Jodi, but I have to agree with the other commenters that your story was really funny!
I’m sorry Jodi, but I have to agree with the other commenters that your story was really funny!
I’m sorry Jodi, but I have to agree with the other commenters that your story was really funny!
HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
HOLY CRAPOLA!!!
If the sender is an attractive naked man, feel free to forward them to me.
If the sender is an attractive naked man, feel free to forward them to me.
If the sender is an attractive naked man, feel free to forward them to me.
If the sender is an attractive naked man, feel free to forward them to me.
bahahaha! oh, wow! my phone calls are never that funny. only annoying people, insisting that Pam lives here
bahahaha! oh, wow! my phone calls are never that funny. only annoying people, insisting that Pam lives here
bahahaha! oh, wow! my phone calls are never that funny. only annoying people, insisting that Pam lives here
bahahaha! oh, wow! my phone calls are never that funny. only annoying people, insisting that Pam lives here
What’s more hilarious, is that he keeps sending them, even after getting no reply. Confident and persistent. Gotta give him that.
What’s more hilarious, is that he keeps sending them, even after getting no reply. Confident and persistent. Gotta give him that.
What’s more hilarious, is that he keeps sending them, even after getting no reply. Confident and persistent. Gotta give him that.
What’s more hilarious, is that he keeps sending them, even after getting no reply. Confident and persistent. Gotta give him that.