that I wanted to lock Michael in a closet today? (I didn't, but only because I would lose my job.)
that when Doug got home I told him to "get this child out of my sight?" I am so Mommy of the year.
that I tivoed Legally Blonde The Musical on MTV and have watched it 3 times?
that I can't stop playing out of your mind? I'm stuck on this one board I can't get past.
that I need a life?
Labels: Random Marriageness, Random Parentness, Random Randomness, Random TVness





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That is all ABSOLUTELY okay.
I have been known to tell Garrett that if he doesn’t stop whatever it is that is making me crazy that my head might explode. Or that I might die. Although one day he looked right at me, cocked his head to the side, and said “I don’t think you’re going to die…”
Perhaps I should start telling him that there’s a closet with his name on it…
Sometimes kids can really push your buttons!
That is all ABSOLUTELY okay.
I have been known to tell Garrett that if he doesn’t stop whatever it is that is making me crazy that my head might explode. Or that I might die. Although one day he looked right at me, cocked his head to the side, and said “I don’t think you’re going to die…”
Perhaps I should start telling him that there’s a closet with his name on it…
Sometimes kids can really push your buttons!
That is all ABSOLUTELY okay.
I have been known to tell Garrett that if he doesn’t stop whatever it is that is making me crazy that my head might explode. Or that I might die. Although one day he looked right at me, cocked his head to the side, and said “I don’t think you’re going to die…”
Perhaps I should start telling him that there’s a closet with his name on it…
Sometimes kids can really push your buttons!
That is all ABSOLUTELY okay.
I have been known to tell Garrett that if he doesn’t stop whatever it is that is making me crazy that my head might explode. Or that I might die. Although one day he looked right at me, cocked his head to the side, and said “I don’t think you’re going to die…”
Perhaps I should start telling him that there’s a closet with his name on it…
Sometimes kids can really push your buttons!
You are normal. And so is Michael.
The boys have been driving me insane lately. But the little lady continues to be perfect. Maybe it is male energy? Testosterone? Having things hanging between your legs? Something bugs that gender….
You are normal. And so is Michael.
The boys have been driving me insane lately. But the little lady continues to be perfect. Maybe it is male energy? Testosterone? Having things hanging between your legs? Something bugs that gender….
You are normal. And so is Michael.
The boys have been driving me insane lately. But the little lady continues to be perfect. Maybe it is male energy? Testosterone? Having things hanging between your legs? Something bugs that gender….
You are normal. And so is Michael.
The boys have been driving me insane lately. But the little lady continues to be perfect. Maybe it is male energy? Testosterone? Having things hanging between your legs? Something bugs that gender….
All of it is okay. Of course.
And the only reason I didn’t TiVo Legally Blonde the Musical is because I happened to catch it just as it started… and our TiVo was all busy, recording classic General Hospital episodes (BRENDA!)
All of it is okay. Of course.
And the only reason I didn’t TiVo Legally Blonde the Musical is because I happened to catch it just as it started… and our TiVo was all busy, recording classic General Hospital episodes (BRENDA!)
All of it is okay. Of course.
And the only reason I didn’t TiVo Legally Blonde the Musical is because I happened to catch it just as it started… and our TiVo was all busy, recording classic General Hospital episodes (BRENDA!)
All of it is okay. Of course.
And the only reason I didn’t TiVo Legally Blonde the Musical is because I happened to catch it just as it started… and our TiVo was all busy, recording classic General Hospital episodes (BRENDA!)
seriously you are awful..just kidding it is so damn refreshing to know i’m not alone when i wonder if i put him in the closet if that makes me awful! i love knowing my kid isn’t the only one who makes me lose my damned mind
seriously you are awful..just kidding it is so damn refreshing to know i’m not alone when i wonder if i put him in the closet if that makes me awful! i love knowing my kid isn’t the only one who makes me lose my damned mind
seriously you are awful..just kidding it is so damn refreshing to know i’m not alone when i wonder if i put him in the closet if that makes me awful! i love knowing my kid isn’t the only one who makes me lose my damned mind
seriously you are awful..just kidding it is so damn refreshing to know i’m not alone when i wonder if i put him in the closet if that makes me awful! i love knowing my kid isn’t the only one who makes me lose my damned mind
my father’s mother used to lock me in the closet.
a lot.
then i told my parents.
then she locked me in a room in her home. the most boring room.
oddly, i’m still alive. and not a serial killer.
totally normal.
my father’s mother used to lock me in the closet.
a lot.
then i told my parents.
then she locked me in a room in her home. the most boring room.
oddly, i’m still alive. and not a serial killer.
totally normal.
my father’s mother used to lock me in the closet.
a lot.
then i told my parents.
then she locked me in a room in her home. the most boring room.
oddly, i’m still alive. and not a serial killer.
totally normal.
my father’s mother used to lock me in the closet.
a lot.
then i told my parents.
then she locked me in a room in her home. the most boring room.
oddly, i’m still alive. and not a serial killer.
totally normal.
I love Big Fish Games. The fact that I can play every game for an hour for free…. amazing. But, I still did the signed up for a membership… because a lot of times… one hour is not enough! Some of those games are just plain addicting!
I love Big Fish Games. The fact that I can play every game for an hour for free…. amazing. But, I still did the signed up for a membership… because a lot of times… one hour is not enough! Some of those games are just plain addicting!
I love Big Fish Games. The fact that I can play every game for an hour for free…. amazing. But, I still did the signed up for a membership… because a lot of times… one hour is not enough! Some of those games are just plain addicting!
I love Big Fish Games. The fact that I can play every game for an hour for free…. amazing. But, I still did the signed up for a membership… because a lot of times… one hour is not enough! Some of those games are just plain addicting!
Do you mean is it ok to be human? Of course it is.
Do you mean is it ok to be human? Of course it is.
Do you mean is it ok to be human? Of course it is.
Do you mean is it ok to be human? Of course it is.
Legally Blonde the Musical is funny. I’d have Tivoed it too if I had realized it was going to be on.
The chick that play Elle is from Lexington!
Legally Blonde the Musical is funny. I’d have Tivoed it too if I had realized it was going to be on.
The chick that play Elle is from Lexington!
Legally Blonde the Musical is funny. I’d have Tivoed it too if I had realized it was going to be on.
The chick that play Elle is from Lexington!
Legally Blonde the Musical is funny. I’d have Tivoed it too if I had realized it was going to be on.
The chick that play Elle is from Lexington!
I had a day like that this week.
I had a day like that this week.
I had a day like that this week.
I had a day like that this week.