My definition of hell

by Jodifur on September 21, 2007

I am taking Michael today to be evaluated for food allergies. Simple right?
No. Try spending 2 hours at a pediatric allergist with a two year old. Then imagine they are going to do an allergy scratch test where the prick him 15 times. He then has to lie on his stomach for 20 minutes and not flip onto his back. How exactly am I going to do this without holding him down forcibly? And the appointment is at 10:30 a.m., which means it will push up against both lunch time and nap time. I'm going to be stuck in a doctors office for 2 hours with a hungry, tired, unable to move toddler. And I'm going with no help. Don't you all wish you were me?
After that I have my whole family coming over for Kol Nidre dinner. I'm hoping he takes a long nap so I can cook and clean. Today is the best day ever.
Tomorrow I fast all day for Yom Kippur. I actually think that's going to better day than today.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/09708845944327765757" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 4:06 pm

Hope all goes well :)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/09708845944327765757" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 4:06 pm

Hope all goes well :)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/09708845944327765757" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 4:06 pm

Hope all goes well :)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/09708845944327765757" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 4:06 pm

Hope all goes well :)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/10444772652348088595" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 5:06 pm

Boo! Fridays should not be that crappy! I hope he takes a long nap, too, and you enjoy dinner tonight. I need to fast. For like a month.

Have a great weekend :)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/10444772652348088595" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 5:06 pm

Boo! Fridays should not be that crappy! I hope he takes a long nap, too, and you enjoy dinner tonight. I need to fast. For like a month.

Have a great weekend :)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/10444772652348088595" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 5:06 pm

Boo! Fridays should not be that crappy! I hope he takes a long nap, too, and you enjoy dinner tonight. I need to fast. For like a month.

Have a great weekend :)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/10444772652348088595" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 5:06 pm

Boo! Fridays should not be that crappy! I hope he takes a long nap, too, and you enjoy dinner tonight. I need to fast. For like a month.

Have a great weekend :)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/10873698815704306017" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 5:13 pm

Good luck!!!! Expect the worse- hope for the best, you never know how he’ll do…

Enjoy your dinner tonight. I’m actually going to one of close jewish friends house tonight for dessert with her family!

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/10873698815704306017" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 5:13 pm

Good luck!!!! Expect the worse- hope for the best, you never know how he’ll do…

Enjoy your dinner tonight. I’m actually going to one of close jewish friends house tonight for dessert with her family!

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/10873698815704306017" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 5:13 pm

Good luck!!!! Expect the worse- hope for the best, you never know how he’ll do…

Enjoy your dinner tonight. I’m actually going to one of close jewish friends house tonight for dessert with her family!

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/10873698815704306017" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 5:13 pm

Good luck!!!! Expect the worse- hope for the best, you never know how he’ll do…

Enjoy your dinner tonight. I’m actually going to one of close jewish friends house tonight for dessert with her family!

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/15696788038401380047" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 7:26 pm

Why in the hell are they doing a scratch test on your poor sweet child??? Mia had her allergy testing with a blood draw, which was miserable agonized screaming but was one stick and over in 5 minutes.

I had that scratch test as a kid and still remember it vividly. Tell Michael I’ll take him out drinking tonight if he wants. Milkshakes, of course.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/15696788038401380047" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 7:26 pm

Why in the hell are they doing a scratch test on your poor sweet child??? Mia had her allergy testing with a blood draw, which was miserable agonized screaming but was one stick and over in 5 minutes.

I had that scratch test as a kid and still remember it vividly. Tell Michael I’ll take him out drinking tonight if he wants. Milkshakes, of course.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/15696788038401380047" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 7:26 pm

Why in the hell are they doing a scratch test on your poor sweet child??? Mia had her allergy testing with a blood draw, which was miserable agonized screaming but was one stick and over in 5 minutes.

I had that scratch test as a kid and still remember it vividly. Tell Michael I’ll take him out drinking tonight if he wants. Milkshakes, of course.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/15696788038401380047" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 7:26 pm

Why in the hell are they doing a scratch test on your poor sweet child??? Mia had her allergy testing with a blood draw, which was miserable agonized screaming but was one stick and over in 5 minutes.

I had that scratch test as a kid and still remember it vividly. Tell Michael I’ll take him out drinking tonight if he wants. Milkshakes, of course.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/08567976812466320977" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 8:12 pm

Good luck!

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/08567976812466320977" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 8:12 pm

Good luck!

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/08567976812466320977" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 8:12 pm

Good luck!

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/08567976812466320977" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 8:12 pm

Good luck!

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/14342826784650208124" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 10:37 pm

Ouch, Jodi. That is awful. I really hope the reality turned out to be worse than the anticipation — and I hope you get some helpful answers.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/14342826784650208124" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 10:37 pm

Ouch, Jodi. That is awful. I really hope the reality turned out to be worse than the anticipation — and I hope you get some helpful answers.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/14342826784650208124" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 10:37 pm

Ouch, Jodi. That is awful. I really hope the reality turned out to be worse than the anticipation — and I hope you get some helpful answers.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/14342826784650208124" rel="nofollow September 21, 2007 at 10:37 pm

Ouch, Jodi. That is awful. I really hope the reality turned out to be worse than the anticipation — and I hope you get some helpful answers.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/15779961065417497337" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 6:11 am

I’ve unfortunately had similar appointments and have no advice. I hope you survived.

I never know what to say for Yom Kippur. One cannot really say “Happy Atonement!!” I hope it is the reflective day you need.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/15779961065417497337" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 6:11 am

I’ve unfortunately had similar appointments and have no advice. I hope you survived.

I never know what to say for Yom Kippur. One cannot really say “Happy Atonement!!” I hope it is the reflective day you need.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/15779961065417497337" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 6:11 am

I’ve unfortunately had similar appointments and have no advice. I hope you survived.

I never know what to say for Yom Kippur. One cannot really say “Happy Atonement!!” I hope it is the reflective day you need.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/15779961065417497337" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 6:11 am

I’ve unfortunately had similar appointments and have no advice. I hope you survived.

I never know what to say for Yom Kippur. One cannot really say “Happy Atonement!!” I hope it is the reflective day you need.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/02013706135535639412" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 7:22 am

Oh, I hope everything went as smooth as it possible could with a series of scratch tests on a toddler… and that you got some answers that help! (Jenn)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/02013706135535639412" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 7:22 am

Oh, I hope everything went as smooth as it possible could with a series of scratch tests on a toddler… and that you got some answers that help! (Jenn)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/02013706135535639412" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 7:22 am

Oh, I hope everything went as smooth as it possible could with a series of scratch tests on a toddler… and that you got some answers that help! (Jenn)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/02013706135535639412" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 7:22 am

Oh, I hope everything went as smooth as it possible could with a series of scratch tests on a toddler… and that you got some answers that help! (Jenn)

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/16326983167964936939" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 9:28 am

sounds like michael’s (and your’s in a way) doctor’s appointment was as painful as my performance tonight.

oh golly.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/16326983167964936939" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 9:28 am

sounds like michael’s (and your’s in a way) doctor’s appointment was as painful as my performance tonight.

oh golly.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/16326983167964936939" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 9:28 am

sounds like michael’s (and your’s in a way) doctor’s appointment was as painful as my performance tonight.

oh golly.

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 <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/16326983167964936939" rel="nofollow September 22, 2007 at 9:28 am

sounds like michael’s (and your’s in a way) doctor’s appointment was as painful as my performance tonight.

oh golly.

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