I don’t know what kind of blog you people think this is

The phrase had sex boss "acted like nothing happened" brought people to my site this month. Why is more than one person searching for this? And what's up with the quotes?
I have never, ever, had sex with any of my bosses. In fact, I've never had sex with anyone I work with. In fact, I've never had sex. (Okay, so I'm kidding. But the amount of people I've had sex with? Really small, tiny really, especially considering what I hear nowadays).
Anyway, back to the topic at hand. I've searched through my archives. I have no idea why Google (or whatever search engine) would point you here. Sorry if you are disappointed.
There are cute pictures of my kid though. My guess is that's not what you are looking for.
So, if you want advice on this particular topic, here's mine, for what it is worth. I'd hate to dissapoint after you went internet searching for this and clicked on my blog and all. Stop sleeping with your boss. It's a terrible idea. And a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen. And a recipe for heartbreak. Especially if that boss is married and has a reputation for this nonsense around the office.
Lecture over. Back to our regular scheduling bloginess.