Why Doug laughs at my TV watching

I know I signed off for the holidays and all, but Michael took a really long nap today and I ended up watching a lot of TV. I just had to post:
I must admit, I love bad TV. I still watch Real World, and as if that's not bad enough watch Real World/Road Rules Challenge. I stumbled upon Fox Reality Channel and Surprise Wedding Australia. (I tried to find a link, I really did. But none exists, even on the Reality Challenge website). I can not explain how laughable this show was. Some guy who is trying hard to be Ryan Seacrest and some girl who shouldn't host anything. But I promise you she wasn't picked for her brains. These women get made over and put in a wedding gown and propose to their boyfriends. Their boyfriends have to decide on the spot and if they say yes, they are married then and there. I didn't see the end, Michael woke up an I couldn't bring myself to tivo. (Doug would never let me live it down). I don't know how many said yes or no. Most looked like a deer caught in headlights.
Have you seen this?
Semi-Homemade on the food network is by far the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Adding bacon bits to baked beans is not cooking. Buying stir fry beef at the mall and throwing it in a wok is not cooking. Don't get me wrong. I'm all for quick and easy, but this is what is is. Take out or opening a can.
Every episode ends with "cocktail hour," which is Ms. Lee's "favorite time f the day." Jennsylvania calls her "drunky mcfood ruinier" which is just perfect, and the vibe has these hysterical re-caps which I so much better than anything I could have written.
I have two major complaints about Sandra Lee-
1. Most people can not afford and do not have the time to change their outfit, their kitchen decor (including the paint color), and the elaborate decorations that go into one of her tablescapes.
2. How come I didn't think of this? This women is a millionaire, she has her own cookbooks and tv show. I can open cans and add lettuce to a platter, I really can.
This was so not in the Christmas spirit, I know.