And the biggest idiot in the world award goes to-

I decide to un-childproof our coffee table by taking off the stupid cushion things that my 12 month old could take off. It left behind this real sticky funky stuff on the edges that I wanted to get off. I tried soap, I tried windex, I tried bleach. Then I moved to nail polish remover.
Nail polish remover? Yep, that's right. And, as everyone else in the world knows, it took off the stain. 2 days before I host a huge Thanksgiving get together. And I have no idea how to fix this. Any ideas?